Fictionally Falling In Love

After I saw
the bootlegged
off broadway
John Cameron Mitchell
Hedwig
I swooned so much
and kept singing in my brain
“So in love
So in love
So in love with you, my love, am I”
which is from Kiss Me Kate
so I’m kinda glad
that Hedwig isn’t real
because I would be a groupie
and I'd fall in love
but since Hedwig is fictional
I don’t have to worry
since being in love with someone fictional
at least seems safe